Now would a carrot waffle taste better with maple syrup or with sprinkled brown sugar? Oh what the hey, lets do both and to congress with my doctor’s advice.
(Do you realize just how well substituting ‘congress’ for ‘h – e – double hockey sticks’ works in almost every situation? Go to congress! What the congress is going on here? It was a brimstone reeking, pitchfork wielding, eternally damned fiend from congress. See how well it works!)
Now would a carrot waffle taste better with maple syrup or with sprinkled brown sugar? Oh what the hey, lets do both and to congress with my doctor’s advice.
(Do you realize just how well substituting ‘congress’ for ‘h – e – double hockey sticks’ works in almost every situation? Go to congress! What the congress is going on here? It was a brimstone reeking, pitchfork wielding, eternally damned fiend from congress. See how well it works!)
To congress!
Well, that waffle iron came back to bite him in the ass.
How very Teen Girl Squad of you, Foo.